LMAO!!!! Drunk baboons unrests Cape Town's exclusive suburbs

By Stanley

Groot Constantia, in the heart of Cape Town's wine country, can deal with inebriated holidaymakers – but it is invading baboons which have developed a taste for its grapes that the wine makers are struggling with.

Each day, dozens of Cape Baboons gather to strip the ancient vines – the sauvignon blanc grapes are a particular favourite – before heading into the mountains to sleep. A few, who sample fallen fruit that has fermented in the sun, pass out and don't make it home. 
"They are not just eating our grapes, they are raiding our kitchens and ripping the thatch off the roofs. They are becoming increasingly bold and destructive," said Jean Naude, general manager at the vineyard, which is celebrating its 325th birthday this year. Guards banging sticks and waving plastic snakes have been deployed with only limited success, and not even a blast of a vuvuzela, the plastic horn made famous at the World Cup, seems to frighten them. 

Hmmm Interesting.....

Paris Hilton sued for $35 million for 'wearing the wrong hair extensions'

By Ken

Paris Hilton, the American socialite and heiress, is being sued for $35 million (£22 million) for allegedly wearing the wrong hair extensions.

A company based in Beverly Hills said it signed a contract with her to promote its extensions and alleges that she breached the agreement by using fake blonde locks produced by a rival.

Hairtech International also claims Miss Hilton's highly publicised party lifestyle, and what it calls her "public debauchery", was contrary to their agreement, and is seeking damages of 10 times what she was paid under the contract.
Good Luck to you Ms Hilton
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Giant Mecca clock seeks to call time on Greenwich

 By Ken

For more than a century, a point on the top of a hill in south-east London has been recognised as the centre of world time and the official starting point of each new day.

 For more than a century, a point on the top of a hill in south-east London has been recognised as the centre of world time and the official starting point of each new day.

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WoW.... Sad!!!! Six teens drown trying to save each other from Red River sinkhole

By Stanley

'It was nothing I could do but watch them drown one by one,' says witness

Six teenagers from at least two families drowned in the Red River in northwest Louisiana after they stepped off a ledge from shallow water into a 18-foot sinkhole Monday, fire officials said.

Shreveport Fire Chief Brian Crawford told the Shreveport Times that the victims, aged 13 to 18, had drowned while trying to save each other. Only one, a 14-year-old, was rescued.

None could swim
Marilyn Robinson, a friend of the families, watched helplessly as the children, five boys and a girl, went under, the Times reported.

"None of us could swim," the 38-year-old told the newspaper. "They were yelling 'help me, help me. Somebody please help me.' It was nothing I could do but watch them drown one by one."

With tears rolling down her face, Louise Edwards, another witness, added: "It was hard watching them and not being able to help. Some people tried to jump in, but they were already gone. It's like a nightmare. Lord please help us, please."

Tears and Tears!! May their souls rest in perfect peace.